Unsettled by the murky future Prince Scott's eventual ascendance to the throne might cause, the High Priests of Radiohead foretold King Jack's infidelity with a town wench named Liane Cartman, and that their unholy union would bear a son. This prophecy came to pass and, on a strange cold day in the spring, the faint cries of Jack's illegitimate ...Stan thought, rubbing his shoulder on the way to the trashcan. Stan nervously crept toward the bin, nudging it with his foot before standing over it to look inside. Stan stared silently as he found the bin filled to the brim with banana peels. "Isn't it horrible!" Kyle cried, crawling into a corner and holding his knees.Suddenly, Kyle was upon him, pummelling his nose in. Kyle fell back and Cartman staggered backwards, trying to stem the flow of blood already flowing from his nose. "Dude! What the fuck!" "You, you bastard!" Kyle shouted, launching forward and socking Cartman in the face. He grabbed Cartman's arm and twisted.His name is Kyle Broflovski. He is this beautiful smart and funny boy, who happens to be my best friend since we were born. I love him, and the best part is… he loves me back and we're dating, so my life is amazing. Kyle is the best thing that ever happened to me. I think about him most of the day, even when he is by my side, like now.There WILL be a story afterwards. Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Friendship - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Words: 2,277 - Favs: 1 - Published: Oct 20, 2014 - id: 10771119. + -. South Park High School Smut Stories. Chapter 1: Erica and Cartman. "Leave me be fatass, " a young girl with mid back length brown hair, bright brown ...Author's note: Yeah, the first South Park fanfic I actually decided to do anything with. It kinda sucks, but feel free to flame 'cuase I really don't care. Disclaimer: I don't own South Park, or Kyle, or Stan, etc. etc. you all know how it goes. Let's Dance "You goin' to the dance tonight?" Stan asked into the phone."Kenny, you take this to the grave, ok? Yeah, ok, Cartman was right, I do like Kyle. Ok? You got it? I like Kyle, a lot, and don't you try and-" "Stan chill I don't care! Hell, I'd be lying if I didn't feel that way about the other guys too. Kyle has such a cute ass!" "Well Kyle's ass belongs to me."Later, Cartman grabs Kyle ties him to plank in underwear tied up legs,arms and taped mouth Jimmy finishes his show. "M'kay next is Eric Cartman,oh boy." Said Mr Makey Eric comes up "Ok this is gonna be funny" shows tied up kyle on tickle machine and takes tape off mouth "Get. Me. Off." Said Kyle, Eric activities the machine and tickles everywhere.Taking Kyle Ch.3. Kyle was now laid onto his back, his arms bound above his head like before. His face was still littered with the captor's sticky white seed on him. The male was somewhere in the room as all he could head was shuffling and noises. The weight of the bed had shifted down letting Kyle know his captor was back.He reached out and gently touched one, a smile slipping onto his face. They were so cute. The little girls around him were stroking them as well, and the puppies were lapping up the attention. Kyle could have stayed with them all day, but the pageant was due to start, so Sheila led him back to his seat, as did the parents of the other contestants.Style Drabbles Chapter 2: Panic, a south park fanfic | FanFiction. Style Drabbles By: Kealsey Aburame. Stan and Kyle do cute things and sometimes Kenny watches. A series of mostly unconnected, super fluffy Style one-shots. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Friendship - Kyle B., Stan M. - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 ...It was the weekend in South Park and Kyle was over at his super best friend's, Stan's, house to play video games. Their other two friends, Kenny and Cartman were on their way over. Just to hang out and chill like they normally do. A little after Kyle arrived, there was a knocking at the door. "Hey guys!" Kenny muffled, cheerfully. "What's up ...DISCONTINUED. Broflovski Residence- Bebe was doing housework, but it was difficult to move due to her bump. 4 and a half months pregnant, she wears out easily and every so often, had to lie on the couch. And Kyle was having to work overtime to provide for her. Despite the challenges, she and Kyle were very excited about being parents.I Can't Breathe By: Talak7. Kyle invites Stan to go out for a bike ride with him on a Saturday afternoon. Everything is going fairly well until Stan has an asthma attack. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Kyle B., Stan M. - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: Jul 28, 2013 - Status: Complete - id ...Once upon a time, a single drop of sunlight fell from the heavens. And from this small drop of sun, grew a magic, golden flower - It had the ability to heal the sick and injured. Ironically, it created more problems than it solved. Especially because from this magic, golden flower, a boy named Eric Cartman was born.CHEATER CHEATER. Chapter One. Eric was grunting and murmuring. Stan breathed heavily down Kyle's ear. Kenny cuddled him on his other side, his bare legs wrapped around his waist. Kyle edged sideways slowly. Very slowly, he stretched his fingers towards the book lying centimetres away. He curled his fingers around the spine."You shouldn't be drinking that." The first sentence that escaped his best friend, Stan Marsh's, mouth in almost an hour. Stan and Kyle were sitting together in Kyle's room, studying for finals as Stan sat cross-legged on the carpeted floor and Kyle sat at his desk, trying to focus on the words that sprawled across the pages of his textbook.Stan Marsh was Cartman's beta, the super jock. He had grown to be a pretty fine looking young man, but his bitchiness turned his good looks sour in a second flat. Mr Garrison missed when Stan used to be an animal loving wimp, but time and taunting had turned the sensitive boy into a rude, uncaring, meat head.Part 1. The Other List. Charlie May Pierzynski, Fourth Grader and Amateur Ukulele Player, stands on the stage in the auditorium for the fourth grade talent show. Dressed in a cowboy hat, a plaid shirt, jeans, and cowboy boots, she strums her ukulele, closes her eyes, and (in a childish voice with a slightly Western accent) she starts to sing ...Wendy, seeing all this from her position next to Stan, stood up. "Let me talk to him," She smiled over at Kyle. "I'll get you some marshmallows, Kyle." "Uh, that's okay, Wendy, you don't have—" "No! You deserve some of those marshmallows and Cartman's being a fat bitch. I'll get you some. Just sit tight, okay?" Wendy was scary when she was ...By the South Park Universe Team. Three figures enter the frame, each one looking less pleased than the next. Of course, one wonders how such pretty young girls could ever be upset. The first one looks like she should be especially content; hard to find such a pretty young girl out here in the depths of Colorado.The bell rang and Kyle thought "oh my god I hope this goes away think of the fat ass Cartman" moments later his boner goes down then Kyle uses the toilet and goes to class. At class Butters says "Kyle and Porsche kissed and then his wiener pitched a tent" the whole class laughs expect Kyle. Mr. Garrison says "OK calm down class".Kyle, Tweek, and Pip have been keeping a secret from their friends but will it finally be revealed and will it change there friends minds about them or will love blossom and come out in full bloom? Dip, K2, and Creek. Genderbend. NOTE: Currently under reconstructed. Grammar mistakes, vocabulary, and spaces being changed/made.Not beta'd. All mistakes are mine. I do not own South Park. Fem!Cartman. Sometime in high school. "Oi! Kahl! Stop running fuckface!" Cartman's shrill voice could be heard a mile away, not that Kyle wanted to hear it. Cartman had been trying to catch his attention ever since school had let out, seemingly not giving any indication of stopping any ...Kyle watched as Stan took off his large hat to chew nervously on the brim. A smile spread on Kyle's face as he looked at the poof-ball hat then thought about his own. "I know." He walked back to Cartman. "If you wanna be in our club, you have to get a hat, just like ours." Cartman was taken aback.South Park -Yaoi fan fiction. I do not won south park or the characters Sorry if this sucks but this if my first fan fiction. Stan x Kyle (P.O.V of story Kyle) Chapter-1 The Sleep-over. Stan and I have been best friends since like forever.Come on Chris, let's get out of here." The Mole shot a cold glance at Tweek, the one he was matched up with, as he was being pulled away. This made the small, already twitchy boy flinch in fear. "Aw, screw you girls and your stupid and pointless lists!" Cartman suddenly yelled and began to storm away as well.Kyle POV. After I woke up, I looked to my right, and there he was, Stan, fast asleep. I smiled at him, because he looked so cute when he was asleep… Then, I heard him talk. "Lo…ve you." I blushed furiously. I didn't know who he was thinking about, but I hope it was me. While he was talking in his sleep, I shook him softly to wake him up. "H ...After one too many people comment on her son's good looks, Sheila decides to put that theory to the test and enters Kyle in a beauty pageant. Complete. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Drama - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M., Sheila B. - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,797 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/20/2023 - Published: 1/18 ...South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,050 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: May 27, 2014 - Published: May 23, 2014 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman. Kyle James Broflovski is a fanfiction author that has written 5 stories for South Park."Kyle please don't shut me out completely," I said "those guys are bad news." Kyle just shook his head "You don't know them." "Well neither do you," I replied "just remember he was one that bullied you every day not even two months ago." "I know them better than you do," he replied bitterly "that loser they use to bully is gone now."Stories focused on the romantic relationships between the cast. Red String by the pink striper (Slash, Implied Oral). Recommended by Akatsuki Daybreak; Status: Dead; Pairings: Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy; Synopsis: Takes place during the boys' junior year of high school.Stan and Kyle's Ho Yay leads to rumors about the true nature of their relationship, which in turn leads them to ...Cartman and Heidi were exiting the school holding hands whilst Tweek and Craig looked on in confusion and disgust. Cartman and Heidi are walking around Starks Pond holding hands whilst Stan and Wendy were sitting on a bench nearby looking on in confusion. Cartman and Heidi were at Tweek's coffee having some coffee.South Park Switcheroo. Disclaimer: I do not own, nor will I ever own South Park. It was a typical overcast day in South Park, Colorado. By that I'm indicating that there was snow on the ground (in July); citizens wearing winter jackets; and Cartman pissing people off. Nonetheless, with a day resembling this; something is bound to go wrong ...But this was South Park, making that simple hopeful thought go right down the toilet and into the stinky sewer, where starving rats would feed off it and scurry off into the sludgy darkness. The Jewish redhead let out a soft sigh as he opened his rusty locker, wondering why the school wouldn't just replace these health hazards-The List of Couples By: dark-night-sky. Clyde, after hearing from Craig, finds out that the girls have started making lists again. And this time, the one the boys are trying to get their hands on is the 'Couples List'. Full of secret crushes and …South Park [One Shots] Fanfiction. Hey Readers! Here are The South Park One Shots! Just a heads up, this book is NOT FOR CHILDREN. There is sensitive material, you should know if you watch South Park!... so read at your own risk. #bebe #cartman #clyde #craig #cute #fanfiction #kawaii #kenny #kyle #love #park #reader #south #southpark #stan # ...Kyle: More like a match made in hell. Cartman: Your mom came from hell because she's a bitch. Kyle: I will fucking kill you if you call my mom a bitch one more time! Cartman: Okay, geez! I need to figure out what she like so we can be happy together. Kyle: Dude, you're a racist psychopathic monster who has killed tons of innocent people.Kyle has his favorites like United Premier 1K and World of Hyatt Globalist, but you might be surprise by some of his other favorite elite status tiers. As the sun sets on 2022, I'm...Cartman said. "Kyle's dying and the last thing he would want to see if you two fighting! Now I want to fight with Kyle, so let me, you fucking assholes!" "Kyle is not going to die," Stan whispered softly to himself. The two watched Kyle and Cartman fight, and they both seemed to be enjoying themselves.Fem!Kyle Broflovski. fem!Tweek Tweak. everyone else is canon gender. Suicide. Stan, Cartman, and Kenny, all wrought with their own issues, are trying to make it through their second year of college. Enveloped in drama, gossip, lies, and rumors, they try to fight their temptations while proving to each other that they're bigger than their demons. Eric Theodore Cartman, will you please be my boyfriend?”. “Well, you’re still asking me this over the phone…”. “Oh my god!”. Kyle exclaimed, getting ready to complain about how demanding Cartman was being. “...but yeah I’ll be your boyfriend.”. “Cool,” Kyle responded, unable to stop smiling. After school Kyle would hang out with his girlfriend Heidi, who was the only one who still respected him. They would have their dates at the park and Tweek coffee. Kyle would go home, play on the XBOX with Ike for a bit and than go to bed. His Mom Shiela doesn't know what to do with his Dad Gerald, ever since Ike told her the truth.I took a sip of my drink feeling it during my throat. "Hey Kyle!" Kenny laughed as he wobbled over to me. He seemed to have one to many beers. He had a red solo cup in his hand and was giggling. "My friend over there thinks you're cute!" He giggled over the loud music pointing over to some guy across the room.Kyle/Kylie. South Park Love Story. Chapter 1. It's been about five years since the nons were separated from they're favorite girl. Kylie Anne Broflovski, the only person that Cartman would rip on because she was a Jew, which was really fucked up by the way. But anyway, it made only one person feel sad the most when she had to leave South Park.Cartoons South Park. Hidden Meanings By: iceprincessinfinity. Slash, Kyle/Cartman. Cartman has gone through a rough time and is finally ready to be himself again. Kyle wonders what's been wrong with him for the past year. Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Friendship - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,369 - Reviews: 30 - Favs ...One evening, two days after the terrible incident, Gerald found the perfect place for him and his family to live in. "It's called South Park." Gerald told Sheila. "It's a small, quiet, mountain friendly town with a lot of people of diversity." "Even a Jewish population?" Sheila asked. "Just a small percent." Gerald said. "What state is the town ...Kyle's Mom Is Still A Bitch (In case you haven't figured that out. :p) ONE SHOT. "I said no, Kyle. I mean it. Now I don't want to hear another word on it!" My mother's face was turning redder by the second. She looked like her head was about to explode and at this point, I wished it would. I hate her so much, I don't know why I just don't run away.StanxKyle stuffs. Follow . Focus: Cartoons South Park, Since: 04-25-08. Founder: Seraphic Dragon - Stories: 39 - Followers: 8 - id: 57848. All of my fave StanxKyle fics placed in one convenient location. At all the local Targets. Jk. Because of Love by TheXYZ reviews. Sacrifice is a very strange thing.Chapter 1. I shiver, but I'm not cold. I feel brittle, like I could snap in half. "That's why you're such a snack," jokes Stan when I tell him that, but he still frowns as he rubs my back in repetitive circles. My knees are red from kneeling in front of the toilet for too long. Stan adds some quiet encouragement, though I know he ...Kyle observed as he shut his locker and started to walk towards his Physics class. "Why bother? It's the last day before break," Stan shrugged and grinned, pausing when they reached the door to Kyle's classroom and leaning casually against the door frame. "Meet you in the usual spot and I'll-" "We'll check the mail together," Kyle finished with ...So the cute goth boy knows my name, how nice. Looking at him closely he reminds me of someone, red hair, his voice- holy shit was this Kyle? "Kyle?" I whisper, he turns his head to meet my gaze. "The one and only." he chuckles. So I get suspended for three months and leave south park to find Kyle completely changed, okay what the fuck.Don't worry the messages aren't very long, then it gets to an actual story. Unknown, but Together. By: thecrazierone. It was a cold, but otherwise boring night in South Park. Both Kyle and Cartman sat at their computer desks. Both on the same website, randomly chatting with people all across the world. You're now chatting with a random stranger.Cartoons South Park. More Than Worthless By: Bladam-Shevine. Kyle Broflovski hated his life. Everything seemed pointless, and he couldn't understand why he felt this way. He had a caring mother and father, a loving little brother, and a large group of friends and yet he always felt alone. He was never happy.Hair, a south park fanfic | FanFiction. Hair By: HungLikeARainbro. Tiny drabble whilst I work on my main fic. I feel bad that I chopped off Kyle's perfect hair for the sake of character development in my other fic so here is some hair fun. Plot (kind of): Cartman loves Kyle's hair but Kyle refuses to take off his hat.kindergartender Chapter 1, a south park fanfic | FanFiction. kindergartender By: Jigsaw1234. Kyle goes to Mephesto's lab for an assignment and is accidently turned into a kindergartener and can not be changed for atleast a month. how will he and his family cope please enjoy. Rated T but had to change to M for language and possable sex but may ... Stan asked, kneeling in front of Kyle, not sure exactly what to do. "Oh Stan, oh Stan," was all Kyle repeated as he reached foreword and wrapped his arms around Stan. "It's terrible, it's so horrible, I can't believe it!" Kyle continued to cry as Stan awkwardly patted Kyle's back. "I wasn't expecting it, it scared me so much!" Anime/Manga South Park Yaoi Mpreg Style Stan South Park Yaoi Mpreg Stan Kyle. It was a cold winter day. Stan was on his way to Kyle's house. His dad was at work, so Stan had to walk three blocks. He reached Kyle's house. He knocked on the door, Kyle answered."Well, that's about it. Now, my little brother will show you where you guys are going to sleep and introduce you to someone." Craig, Leopold, Clyde, Kyle, and Token thought whom they would meet. "Well, let's go find him." Kevin got up and walked to the door and opened it and walked out. "Come on you guys." The five people followed Kevin.Eventually, Kyle's body was covered from head to toe with my old stuffed animals however you could still clearly see his face. His beautiful face that I would have to defile by putting make up on it, so after an hour of trying tofind the right colors for him and then mustering up the courage to put it on him I was finally finished."Okay," Kyle said. He swivelled around again and returned to pecking at the keys. Stan grinned. He couldn't help it. He'd told Kyle he was cute before, but Kyle had called him gay. Instead, Stan hugged Kyle from behind, putting his chin in the crook of Kyle's neck. Kyle "hmmmed" and smiled. He leaned his head against Stan's. Suddenly, he tensed up.At least until the Minions get their own collection. By clicking "TRY IT", I agree to receive newsletters and promotions from Money and its partners. I agree to Money's Terms of Us...South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,050 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: May 27, 2014 - Published: May 23, 2014 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman. Kyle James Broflovski is a fanfiction author that has written 5 stories for South Park.Things I dislike in South Park fanfiction: KYLE/CARTMAN! They hate each other! They make it very clear that they do. ... Harry is having trouble with his keys. And Hermione finds it funny. Hopefully cute Oneshot. Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 ... Unwind Chapter 1, a south park fanfic | FanFiction. Cartoons South Park. Unwind By: eros-is-sleepy. Wherein the Broflovskis just moved into South Park and Kyle is the new kid in town. Slow Burn Style. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,414 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 ... The Disastrous life of saiki Y/n. saiki Y/n a powerful psychic who hates attracting attention. In which saiki Y/n a high school student from PK Academy Moved to south... (y/n) just moved into south park since her secret almost got leaked , she became friends with the south park boys but little does she know that the boys want something...I wave, therefore I am. That’s one small wave for an adorable robot, but potentially a giant one for robotkind. Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute professor Selmer Bringsjord has con...Stan was trying to remember what babies liked, and was suddenly hit with the realization that the entire time he was partnered with Kyle, Kyle had been the one to take care of the egg. Bathing it and everything like a fag. Well…that fagginess had earned both of them an A.A relationship to which his dad liked to refer to as 'funny'. The Broflovski family were well known in the little mountain town South Park. They were the only Jewish family around. Gerald Broflosvki was a silent and wise men, he worked as a lawyer. His wife Sheila Broflovski was a big woman with red hair, and a high voice.Part 1. The Other List. Charlie May Pierzynski, Fourth Grader and Amateur Ukulele Player, stands on the stage in the auditorium for the fourth grade talent show. Dressed in a cowboy hat, a plaid shirt, jeans, and cowboy boots, she strums her ukulele, closes her eyes, and (in a childish voice with a slightly Western accent) she starts to sing ...The blonde boy smirked. Everybody, from students to teachers, knows that Kenny McCormick is the greatest little fucker in the whole campus. He'd gotten more action in bed than anyone else. Eric Cartman, on the other hand, never really had any "experience" before, meaning Kenny has the upper hand. They were originally waiting for Stan and …Style Broke Stan's Brain By: Prince of Anything. MAJOR crack. The characters find some slash fics on the internet. Crackdeath, goes as well with Live Change Love as milk does with cookies. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Kyle B., Stan M. - Words: 853 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: Nov 28, 2009 - id: 5542603.Jan 18, 2018 · Cartoons South Park. Kyle, the Pageant King By: APinkRose1. After one too many people comment on her son's good looks, Sheila decides to put that theory to the test and enters Kyle in a beauty pageant. Complete. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Drama - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M., Sheila B. - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,797 - Reviews: 40 - Favs ... A UFO comes to South Park and everyone is panicking, PC Principal and Jimmy work together to rid the world of ads and what happens to Stan and Kyle's friendship when "The Truth" is revealed? Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Jimmy V., Kyle B., Stan M., Gerald B. - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2019 ...Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick stood at the bus stop as they have done every morning since the first day of kindergarten. Nothing had changed since then except now they were taller and much older. Six years older to be exact. Today was their first day of seventh grade.Cartoons South Park. Kryptonite By: nek0manc3r. The Human Kite believes he's the first super hero to not have any weaknesses. Tool Shed changes his mind. One-shot, South Park: The Fractured But Whole, Style (Stan/Kyle), Light bondage, Dubcon, Lemon, M, Trigger Warning: Underage.Cartman held out his hand, eyes gleaming. Still clenching his teeth, Kyle reluctantly reached into his pocket and pulled out a bill. Cartman snatched it out of his hand victoriously. "Well, it's not quite as satisfying as the outcome of our last bet…". Cartman grinned in satisfaction as Kyle's eyes darkened.Kyle nervously, though encouragingly let him enter and entertained him in a dance for dominance. Hands began running down cheeks and necks, eventually Stan's hands found their way to Kyle's stomach. Stan ran his hands under Kyle's sweater, breaking momentarily from their kiss to remove the barrier.South Park Yo-Kai Watch | Reader Kyle Broflovski Stan Marsh Eric Cartman Kenny Leopold "Butters" Stotch ... Fanfiction Romance Polyamorous. you went to California to stay with you aunt and uncle for a year. That time was up as you were coming back. You had a big heart and was full of love. Stan asked, kneeling in front of Kyle, not sure exactly what to do. "Oh Stan, oh Stan," was all Kyle repeated as he reached foreword and wrapped his arms around Stan. "It's terrible, it's so horrible, I can't believe it!" Kyle continued to cry as Stan awkwardly patted Kyle's back. "I wasn't expecting it, it scared me so much!" After realizing she's in love with Kyle and being rejected by Kyle Wendy just can't leave things as they are. Rated: Fiction T - English - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - id: 5793058This community is filled with the best fanfictions that South Park has to offer! For supernatural lovers to the angsty at heart, all story lovers can be pleased by the tales within. The Voices Beneath by Revalacy reviews. It's been eight years since the battle with Cthulhu, if that is what you'd call it. In eight long years, four boys have ...Craig's icy-blue eyes had the same look in them as Stan's sky-blues, and together they stabbed Kenny's oceanic orbs. "My uke's cuter." They both looked at each other and frowned. "Kyle's got that adorable red 'fro," Stan said blatantly. "You're theonly one who would call that cute," Craig retorted.Eric gets a new girl in this story by a first time writer from the LHS Writing Lab. South Park: Cartmen's new friend. One morning Cartmen, Kyle, Stanley, and Kenny was at the bus stop when a girl with nice long hair and a very cute face. "Hey guys, who's she," Cartmen asked. "We don't know. Why do you want to know fat a" Kyle said.
Stan writes a list of why he loves Kyle, the ups and downs Style. 1. He is so energetic. Stan's blue eye stared into Kyle's green eyes. One of Kyle's foot was on his face keeping him at a distance. "Dammit Stan I said no" Kyle growled. Stan had a hand on Kyle's lap keeping one leg down while his other leg down and flat on the bed. His other .... N'erud map
Fantasy Romance. I love you more than the others. I haved always loved you, since the moment i laid eyes on you. No one else besides me will ever love you as much or the way I love you. That's why if I ever see another man with you I might KILL them. I don't really care how much blood will come out or how ma...In this story Kyle is a girl, Chef is the leader of a cult called the Bunnylicker Cult, and Kyle also has a twin sister he didn't know about. I hope you can comprehend such immense AWESOMENESS! Kyle's Pov: "Kyle! Kyle! Kyle, WAKE UP!" Sheila yelled. "What. Its Sunday what's wrong." Kyle said.They’re skidding. Before anybody can process what’s happening, the bus has drifted off the road. It’s like a nightmare. while on a field trip, the students of south park high get it into a bus accident and end up stranded, injured, and alone. Language: English. Words: 2,560. "God damn it, Kyle. We're only sixteen…" his voice wasn't angry, just quiet. And adorable, too. "I know. Just thought I'd start planning out the future." "It may not still be legal in South Park in the future," Craig started, sipping his coffee. "Mayor McDaniels never makes us her mind." "How the hell did she even win the last votin'?" Young Kyle Broflovski had seen and heard it all by now but it still hurt the name calling. nasty insults crude graffiti on the school walls the disturbing cartoons of him drawn everywhere the doctored photos of him that appeard on the schools website and in the school monthly magazine insulting him more also his Facebook. and Twitter. and Skype accounts had been hijacked and a Kyle hatred page ...Kyle continued his noises and twitches as I rubbed at his bottom and length. That combination had to be unbearable, and I was amazed he had held out that long. Kyle was always full of surprises, but the one that really left me speechless was the one that followed after I lowered him back on the bed. In between loud moans and sighs, I heard it.Whatever, Wendy was a bitch and even though she did look really cute in that pink dress, he didn't need her. It was a historic day for the town of South Park, but the meaning was lost on Stan and Kyle, whatever they had done for gay marriage rights. Either way the entire town had been invited to the wedding of Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al.Chapter 12 is dedicated to you guys. Enjoy! Chapter 12 - Delicious. The journey back to Cartman's place was pretty uneventful. We didn't do the usual couple thing of holding hands as we walked, although the stupid asshole teasingly asked me if I wanted to. I replied by kicking him in the shin and running off ahead.“You haven’t really been eating, Kyle.” My heart thumps in my ears. “I mean, I’m not trying to, uh, diagnose you, or anything,” he shakes his head, dismissively. “But I …Suddenly, a football comes flying past your face. You jerk your head out of the way just in time. You sit still for a second, eyes wide, stunned. After Pete touching your shoulder, you snap out of your shock and see Kyle walking towards you. You blush and look away from him.Style Drabbles Chapter 2: Panic, a south park fanfic | FanFiction. Style Drabbles By: Kealsey Aburame. Stan and Kyle do cute things and sometimes Kenny watches. A series of mostly unconnected, super fluffy Style one-shots. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Friendship - Kyle B., Stan M. - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 ...Kyle was too cute sometimes. Cartman quickly realised that he couldn't acknowledge Kyle had rescued him though, because then he would have to thank him, and he wasn't used to that, and Kyle would be awkward and fidgety knowing that he had been caught being nice to Cartman in a way nobody ever expected or imagined him to be, and things would get ...Hurt By: Ben Barrett. Stan struggles with a bad drug addiction that threatens to destroy his marriage to Kyle. StanXKyle. Oneshot. Songfic. Contains SLASH. Rated: Fiction T - English - Drama/Angst - Stan M., Kyle B. - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: May 4, 2007 - Status: Complete - id: 3522729. + -. A Note From ...Kyle x Cartman By: heartattackkkkk. The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Kyle and Cartman. Meanwhile, Cartman stays at the Broflovski's house because his mother has died and now he is as poor as his friend, Kenny. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Angst - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,066 - Reviews: 10 ....
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